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[personal profile] tajasel
Find the nearest book to you, turn to page 45, and read the first sentence: this describes your sex life in 2012.

"Third-party commercial vendors provide prepackaged Apache installations together with an application server, additional modules, support and so on."


Oh :(

Date: 2012-01-13 04:57 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] envoy
"This smell is a subtle form of duplication." *snerk*

Date: 2012-01-13 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
"Unless handled properly, that budget imbalance could undermine everything the Vietnamese were doing militarily and politically."

Date: 2012-01-13 06:24 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] fluffymormegil
Christopher muttered an amiable "Oh, shut up," under his breath. Makes sense, I don't know any Christophers who'd be interested in the details of mine :)
pseudomonas: Bacterial conjugation (sex)
From: [personal profile] pseudomonas
He was ſo rauiſht of þat siht // almoſt for joye he swounede riht // he fel doun flat biforen hire feet // þe teres of his eȝen he doun leet.
Um. Gosh. Those must've been quite some feet.
Edited Date: 2012-01-13 06:52 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-01-13 06:49 pm (UTC)
miss_s_b: (Default)
From: [personal profile] miss_s_b
Mine was something about spreading terror through the hearts of men...

Date: 2012-01-13 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-amaranth.livejournal.com
Mine is:

"When I told the operator what was going on, she breathed in sharply and asked how many people were with me and whether anyone was hurt."

*giggle*

Date: 2012-01-13 08:16 pm (UTC)
scatmania: (Default)
From: [personal profile] scatmania
That does sound pretty hot. But then, the Apache HTTPD server has always done it for me. Especially mod_rewrite and that other kinky stuff.

Here's mine:

Such relief is frequently the first step towards clarification and management of the problem.

Date: 2012-01-13 08:18 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] reddragdiva
The book is the Dinosaur Colouring Book. It only has twenty pages, so I'll go to page 5, which is 45 mod 20:

"Stegosaurus"


That's it.

Date: 2012-01-13 09:02 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] reddragdiva
Perhaps it's some sort of allegory about manliness, vegetarianism and plates on one's back.

Date: 2012-01-13 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] po8crg
Springer didn't have Billy's awesome God-given ability with women; he thought he needed the Mets to stand a chance; and this need of his led to one of those great little moments that make even the most dismal minor league baseball careers worth remembering.

Date: 2012-01-14 08:31 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] shinydan
Is this Moneyball?

yes

Date: 2012-01-14 09:42 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] po8crg
Yes, that's Moneyball

Date: 2012-01-13 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] swaldman
*splorf*

"From across the room, the girl turned and faced directly toward the spot where Danny was watching through a pinhole in the wall."

Not sure whether I'm Danny or the girl, but either way...
Edited Date: 2012-01-13 11:40 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-01-15 10:14 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sevenhelz
One cannot radically change the meals in hot weather for a baby or very young child in the same way that one would for older children.




...disturbing.

Date: 2012-01-18 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] mattp
What surprised me about that?from this

Date: 2012-03-23 01:41 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
"The bind() method binds event handlers to specific document elements, just as addEventListener() and attachEvent() do."

Not sure what to make of that.